Don't ride my ass when I am driving.

Seriously, you should never be riding my ass in any situation. To appreciate it, you need to be far enough back to see it clearly.

But for really now, you should never be all up ons someone on the road. Not only is it dangerous, but if you hit them it is your fault. They could just slam on the breaks and tell a cop that an animal ran across the road. Now you're buying them a new car.

Why do people drive slow? There are a million reasons to drive slow. I'm usually found driving the speed limit. I don't like tickets, and most of the area I am living in is a speed trap. But, all this summer and most of the fall I was driving slower for a different reason. It saved gas. More gas than I would have imagined before I tried it. If someone is behind me I'll usually go the speed limit, but if I am really low on gas and trying to make it to the gas station, then I'm going pretty damn slow. If you're behind someone going slow, don't ride their ass, pass them. It's easy.